Oh to be born in the Year of the Pig, the Pig
To be born in the Year of the Pig.
Was it Ode to Be Born in the Year of the Pig?
Never mind, the rhythm's fine
And so is your luck
If you come forth
In the year of the swine.
Chinese, in thrall to calendar ways
Want babies in this blessed year.
Those who show up will be
Prosperous, fat and hap-hap-pee.
But wait, birth in any year
In the cycle of twelve,
Whether pig, or horse or the other ten
Calls for rewards
So why the hype? Because
This is the Golden Year of the Pig
That comes around once in 60.
In Golden Years,
Bonus blessings shower newborns.
So all across the Asian land
Hopes and pregnancies
are soaring
Three million more than normal
are emerging
Strained hospitals are overrun
with piglets, shall we say?
But they've got it wrong
All that glitters is not gold
Ah, now we're told
This pig year is earthen.
In fact,
The last Gold Swine was '71;
The next, 2031.
Why such a colossal blunder
In a land renowned for skills with numbers?
Pursuing higher numbers (of yuan)
trumped common sense
Suppliers of diapers, oils and baby food
Gilded the ordinary year of the pig
And triggered a flood of tiny tots.
Still reeling from the tarnished news,
New parents are not whooping
it up in birthing wards
The sudden baby boom
Will up the ante in years to come:
For seats at school, for jobs,
but have no fear
The Pig knows not of demographics
And superstition knows no bounds.
Other reasons will be found;
Other years gilded soon.
Surprise, surprise
In a thoroughly secular state
They will bow down before golden mammals.
© Bill Sypher, 2013
Carvings of the animals of the Chinese Zodiac on the ceiling of the gate to Kushida Shrine in Fukuoka Photo by Jakob Hatun from Wikimedia Commons |